I found this cool website called Googlism. You can type in your name, and it comes up with sentences about you that it found on Google! Here are some of my favorites.

1. ” Abby is doing really well after her surgery.” That’s good to know, it wouldn’t be good if I didn’t recover.
2. ” Abby is a Congo African Grey parrot.” My secret alias!
3. ” Abby is in the house and kidnaps a woman from the settlement as an exchange hostage.” Darn, my secret has been discovered…
4. ” Abby is very intelligent.” Awwww thank you!
5. ” Abby is Michaela.” Huh? Another secret identity?
6. ” Abby is currently four years old.” *gasp* I went back in time? It’s 1998??
7. ” Abby is a sophomore golfer from Waterville.” Yes, I’m a professional golfer and I totally know where Waterville is…
8. ” Abby is a 5′ 1″ brunette.” Well, you got the brunette part right.
9. ” Abby is cool.” Sooooo true.
10. “Abby is a child of heaven now.” What?? I died??!! Well, I guess I better end this post then.